CYCLING BOLERO?

I just purchased this garment online. It is...a thermal cycling bolero. Otherwise known as a bike shrug. Otherwise known as a tiny outdoor backwards snuggy.

Only weeks ago I would have thought this item bizarre and a little offensive. Now not only do I see the virtues of the cycling bolero, I am really impatient and excited for mine to arrive.

What has become of me?

-Caitlin